Conan the Barbarian
	Year	1982
	Country of origin	USA
	Director	John Milius
	Themes	Fantasy nonsense
	Starring	Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow
	Rating
	IMDB link	http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082198/

Tagline:	He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands.
Favourite line:	None worth mentioning

One of Arnie's first films. He sees his mother executed by Darth Vader in the first scene, then proceeds to swagger around the countryside accompanied by epic music, kills a giant snake borrowed from a Sinbad movie whilst being watched by a bare breasted woman, then I turned it off! Rubbish.